Funny Homer Simpson Quote

This thing is entertaining, definitely!
I watched Simpson a lot, back in the years. I don't know why I don't wait for the series.. it just slipped out of my attention. But if I have the chance, I'm sure to stick with the channel (coz Homer got the remote-controller anyway).

• "To Start Press Any Key". Where's the ANY key?
• Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.
• How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
• Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.
• Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
• Operator! Give me the number for 911!
• I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
• Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Thanks to this guy, that reminds me the Simpsons got tons of punch-lines that can hit me over and over again.